bless this mess

plantappraiser:

incrediblysincere:
thats just facts
may i add

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#gif

terriamon:

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

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milknjuice:

flashfuneral:
milknjuice:
milknjuice:
i’m trying a new thing called activities
“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden
tell me more
i’ve said too much already

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scotchtapeofficial:

me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)
cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?
me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò
comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(
me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!
cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you
me: not if i kill myself first
cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die